Video: Life Without Elasticsearch?

"My life would cease to exist as I know it today if I did not have Elasticsearch."

"I would cry, there'd be tears."

"Without Elasticsearch, life would be a lot slower."

Amidst the science experiments, colored lights, and pulsing dance music of San Francisco's Exploratorium at the Elastic{ON}¹⁶ kickoff party, many folks were faced with the apocalyptic question: "What would your life be like without Elasticsearch?"

See what many more had to say (and laugh about), in this short video from the Elasticsearch user conference.